Last Request
Cannibals captured three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request us granted, and they poison him.
The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes.
Now it's the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.
As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!!"
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Suzie Mumin by name. Appreciate great books and enjoy intelligent conversations. A coffee whore and addicted to sophisticated inventions esp those of Manolos and McQueen stilettoes to name a few.
Worship digital art and new form of multimedia that I think I'm intrinsically born with. Sufferering what appears to be detail syndrome almost to an extreme of being a perfectionist.
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This blog is solely mine. SJ is my co-writer. It contains my photos, thoughts, dreams, secrets and my fears. I write because I want to and you read because you want to.
Worship digital art and new form of multimedia that I think I'm intrinsically born with. Sufferering what appears to be detail syndrome almost to an extreme of being a perfectionist.
Musics: Daughtry, Coldplay, Cranberries
Turn on: those who notice my jokes
Turn offs: ignorance
Disclaimer
This blog is solely mine. SJ is my co-writer. It contains my photos, thoughts, dreams, secrets and my fears. I write because I want to and you read because you want to.
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