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Made in Malaysia

Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car 'Kancil'? You know that very little 600 cc car?Well, Dr M wanted to sell it to the US very badly, so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA.

After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans.

Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered, 'Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America'.

Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.The next day he called the number and a lady answered, 'TOYS R US, Can I help you?'